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skintight spandex suits

(featured in the indie documentary "Comic Relief")
SKINTIGHT SPANDEX SUITS

The world’s greatest heroes, gathered on a dime
Discussing who would fight their greatest foes
Superman, Batman, Spiderman,
Captain America and you

Raise your right hand and swear to the flag
Liberty, Justice, and Truth
In the darkest hour, in the bleakest day
In skin tight spandex suits

And I wanna be just like Green Lantern
My power ring will get me through

Aquaman gets jealous of everybody else
He’s got the lamest powers in the world
Dolphins, whales, and salmon. Octopussy
The villains are all making seafood stew.

Raise your right hand and swear to the flag
Liberty, Justice, and Truth
In the darkest hour, in the bleakest day
In skin tight spandex suits

And I wanna be just like Wolverine
My claws will rip you in two.

And I wanna be just like Wonder Woman
Wear a tiara and go-go boots

And I wanna be just like superduperextrapowerful ELONGATED MAN
And I know you’d like to be a superhero too.